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TRacr14
2 months ago
United States

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I was kicked off the boat, not banished. I had to fight a shark and squid, remember?
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I was kicked off the boat, not banished. I had to fight a shark and squid, remember?
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I'm back with the tacos. Sorry. They had to kill the cow and everything.
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I'm back with the tacos. Sorry. They had to kill the cow and everything.
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Jeez you're cheap. How about I give you $70 dollars instead.
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I'm not a fan of buses anyways. I'm building up my ride. By the way, I think your cab is due for update.
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I'm not a fan of buses anyways. I'm building up my ride. By the way, I think your cab is due for update.
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Really? And may I ask what yours means? Because I'm pretty sure it's the same.
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what a better way to answer a toast thread than with the Toast Song itself!
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I picked up my chair and moved it back here. I'll guard this spot.
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No. Misery just makes my work worse.

Would you ever refuse a promotion because you're happy where you're at?
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No. I believe the best punishment is solitary confinement for life. Once they go insane, then you can execute them if you see fit.

Are you for capital punishment?
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Tapping only works when the person isn't looking at you. Like right now.
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Today must be spot day. That's what everyone is talking about.