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elizabethblack
Over 90 days ago
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So delighted to welcome you! And to read your stories. I'm a we bit slow getting to reading sometimes - lack of computer time, but I'll do my best. Meanwhile, enjoy the nice people here.
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Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.
A: Not enough cement.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
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Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Sugar Baby, aren't you supposed to be laying out in your fur bikini getting an Alaskan tan??
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....acts so brutish.......
(this is supposed to be a continuing story right?)
(this is supposed to be a continuing story right?)
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Fascinating little known fact: The ratio of humans to insects on Earth is so heavily skewed in favor of insects that there are about two billion insects per human.
