5,437 (lucky 7)

You know things are bad when it doesn't matter if birds sing or tweet. Drunks are drunks.

Fortunately, Ape is so furry and muscle bound, it didn't hurt.

Critical people are pathetically sad.

Ward - Bard (so many of them around)

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simply because I'm a coward, and I'm expecting to see the equivalent of a bullet-hole in the centre of my chest,

You make me laugh so hard! I certainly hope the bullet hole just adds to your manly appeal. Some women love the look.

5,435 (the winning number!)

You know things are bad when you read the previous post and can't stop laughing.

Fortunately, the dragon's hadn't cut any teeth yet.

Lord, pass the ammunition

Land - Wand (to be used for magic)

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Right now I'm thinking 4 more chapters which puts me AT LEAST a week out from finishing.

You know things are bad when you breed drunken snails.

Fortunately, all dragons were just babies.

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Looks like Anna shouldn't keep the cub in the house...

Jim is so very delightful.

Okay - Pail - Paid (in full, kind of)

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You know things are bad when even pans of beer set around the garden doesn't stop the snails. Must be because they are English.

Finally, Anna finds her love

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Unfortunately, the Ape yelled again after the plane has long passed.

Old as Flower Of Scotland

Mall - Wall (what ivy climbs)

Show me the way to play

Caul - Haul (tote that load)

You know things are bad when the deer eat all your favorite plants.