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elizabethblack
Over 90 days ago
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You know things are bad when you tell your doctor he isn't allowed to test you for memory because it is against your moral code.

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Been dealing with tummy issues and ankle itching since this morning so I took something for both and been napping all afternoon.

We can certainly wait for fresh cookies. Ancient cookies of yours are still delicious.

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Sadly the Greys, being unbusinesslike, failed to register the trade mark and as a result they have never received a penny in royalties!

Jim, if Ken Burns documentary is to be believed Benjamin Franklin didn't apply for any patents for his inventions, feeling they should be for everyone. Not that he didn't have other ways to make money.

Unfortunately, the ape kept getting static on his receiver, messing up his music selections.