You know things are bad when I don't have ten million dollars.

Chap - Chat

Sometimes better to get up and drink milk

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NO MORE BOOT !!!

That is wonderful! Don't go running and hopping around. Easy does it. I am freezing today, probably because I turned the heat off in the house and it may freeze tonight. Could just turn it back on, but I believe in living dangerously.

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That coyote story I was blathering on about last year got accepted into an anthology! Yay! Lotsa rewriting though.

Congratulations, Mr. Jeff. That's wonderful. I know it doesn't need a bunch of rewriting, just someone wanting to exert power over you.

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Anna, thank goodness you found a little free time

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Fortunately, the mighty ape mother appeared and rescued him.

Soap > Slap

You know things are bad when Spring can't make up it's mind.

Horrific sights are so terrifying.

Check out two new members first writing: Donalda and Brad_Naylor. I think you will enjoy them.

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I finally got something written and submitted its on the front page for your enjoyment : Sweet Summer

It is wonderful, Sara. What an uplifting piece. We've had a crazy mixture of temperatures this spring, but it hasn't detracted from the joy of seeing everything greening up and flowering. Your work just confirmed the beauty of life.

Fortunately, the ape was so brilliant that no lock could hold him and he escaped within a few hours.

Tick > Sick

Rock Around the Clock, great song.

I only watch PBS and nature shows and anything by BBC.

Fortunately, there was a worldwide search for the Ape that had become so famous, and he was flown home in a private jet.

Pondering is heavy and dark.

Sink - Pink

You know things are bad when everyone is too lazy lately. Hehee

Must be an Italian broadcast. Never heard of it. I only get plain TV

no, no, no (I looked up the rules somewhere) you have to use numbers for those that don't read.

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Wand - Sand

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Thrilling people with tricks of magic.

Fortunately, the dragons have a very short memory, out of sight, out of mind.

Land > Band

You know things are bad when The Grinch attacks Rudolph.