roses are red
christmas is nigh
alone in my cabin
i let out a sigh
but i'm feeling festive
for all those who will listen
santa has seven reindeer
since i'm roasting up blitzen
andy always rides his bicycle backwards, not concerned where he's going,more interested in where he's been
bowing to the queen, butt first
banned for pretending to be a schoolboy at 103 years old
i am cold... snowing here
sugarbritches chases, then wrestles polar bears for exercise
catnapping all his neighbors kitties
how did they find handcuffs small enough to fit you paws?
licks the cream filling out of oreos then puts them back in the package
never uses the litter box
posing as a boy scout and helping young women across the street.... whether they wanted to crosss or not
collects belly button lint so he can knit himself a sweater
awwww hell, it was fun though
