whether to fix dinner or head to town for take out
elvis impersonator.... not real thing
giving unwanted massages to unsuspecting puppies
collects and sells bamboo to zoos for the panda bears
funch: has a lot of, a freaking bunch
i have a funch of albums
waddlebabble
i told you, bill clinton wasn't on the twenty dollar bill
streaking at the queens 100th birthday gala
mama-numb-ulation : a word meaning your mama is numb from having a few too many drinks.
after the party, she was in a state of mamanumbulation
spilladelic
he doesn't really live in a cup
