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Once upon a clear dark night an elderly man with a wicked cat who ate all of his freshly caught shrimp in a most peculiar, yet satisfyingly white china bowl.

There were sounds outside his window as the wind turbine that spins came crashing down scattering the crows. The sounds of wings, furious and flapping came through the darkness.

And with that become clear that the old man's home was not a good place, not like before. He chose to ignore it for he already knew the reason for it was time warped. So, instead he joined the circus. There, he became an amazing acrobat who created a entertaining show for the elderly folk who ate watermelons and spit seeds into the offending crowd of onlookers.

Covered in seeds, the acrobat then promptly took his large knives and sliced a huge potato in dodecahedrons — took great care with each 12-sided
Once upon a clear dark night an elderly man with a wicked cat who ate all of his freshly caught shrimp in a most peculiar, yet satisfyingly white china bowl.

There were sounds outside his window as the wind turbine that spins came crashing down scattering the crows. The sounds of wings, furious and flapping came through the darkness.

And with that become clear that the old man's home was not a good place, not like before. He chose to ignore it for he already knew the reason for it was time warped. So, instead he joined the circus. There, he became an amazing acrobat who created a entertaining show for the elderly folk who ate watermelons and spit seeds into the offending crowd of onlookers.
Once upon a clear dark night an elderly man with a wicked cat who ate all of his freshly caught shrimp in a most peculiar, yet satisfyingly white china bowl.

There were sounds outside his window as the wind turbine that spins came crashing down scattering the crows. The sounds of wings, furious and flapping came through the darkness.

And with that become clear that the old man's home was not a good place, not like before. He chose to ignore it for he already knew the reason for it was time warped. So, instead he joined the circus.
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The Seventh Deadly Sin of Writing: Head Hopping


Yes, yes, and a resounding YES! Switching points of view willy-nilly is a sure sign of an amateur writer, in my opinion.
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Just want to reiterate here...I think Lisa mentioned it somewhere in the forum before, but...if you submit multiple stories at once, there is no guarantee that they will appear on the front page in the order that you submit them...

So...if you want your stories to appear in a certain order, you're best to submit them one day at a time...


Listen to you, sounding all mod-like and such. See, I told you you'd do great. =d>
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This made me laugh:



Who exactly is that one person in the chat rooms talking to, I wonder?


Oh, btw Miss Rascal...I think we may have finally found out the answer as to who the one person in the chat room is...

Uh hem...lol...


LOL! I posted that before I realized it was possible to be rewarded with a badge for talking to an empty room every day for three weeks. Now I have come around to be a devoted self-talker (or empty room talker).
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Btw, I'm only about 28,100 views away from getting my Famous Story badge...

Just saying...


If you got all your friends to view a story every day, it would be famous in just a couple of years...
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Warning!


There’s a dangerous Rascal on this site,
Who will try to tell you she’s always right,
She’ll tell you it’s day when it’s night,
She’ll tell you it’s black when it’s white,
It’s best to amuse her, don’t start a fight...



Mr. Martini cracks me up!
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...who came up with the idea of fruitless hot cross buns? The chocolate chip ones I can go along with but the empty ones are just pointless.


I always thought "hot cross buns" were a mythical pastry that someone made up for the sole purpose of forcing me to learn to play a song about them on the piano.
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- Quote? - Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try.


I think you think lots of good thinks, Louise!
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My son loves Dr Seuss... I read one every day. Though his favourite seems to be "Are you my mother." and then throughout the day I am faced with "Are you my mother? Oh you are my mother" with a giggle attack followed.


I love giggle attacks! My daughter and I still sometimes fall victim to them — and she's 24. (Years, not months - LOL)
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My favourite quote is from the same book: “The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.”


I love that quote, Lisa!

In fact, I just might change my forum signature to it...
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What is your favorite Dr. Seuss...

- Book? The Lorax (first published in 1971)

A boy (representing the reader) comes to a desolate corner of town to visit a being called the Once-ler (who is never shown throughout the book except for his arms and legs) and learns about the Lorax. After the Once-ler receives payment from the boy (consisting of 15 cents, a nail, and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail) he recounts on how he first arrived where they now stand, back then a beautiful forest of Truffula Trees, colorful woolly trees that were spread throughout the area and supported an ecosystem of fantastical creatures.


Do you still read Dr. Seuss as an adult? Yes, I have this one and The Cat in the Hat and How the Grinch Stole Christmas (for our Christmas Evening story telling).


I didn't think of The Lorax! It came out when I was too old to read Dr. Seuss, before I was old enough to realize one is never too old to read Dr. Seuss!
Which books have you read or plan to read?


- Put an (x) after those you have read.
- Put (#) those you plan on reading. I failed to complete this part of the assignment. My plans change often.
- Put (~) next to those you didn't finish reading for whatever reason.


1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen [ ]
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien [~]
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte [ ]
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling [x]
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee [x]
6 The Bible [~]
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte [ ]
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell [x]
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman [ ]
10 Great Expectation - Charles Dickens [ ]

11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott [x]
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy [x]
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller [x]
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare [ ]
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier [x]
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien [ ]
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk [ ]
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger [x]
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger [ ]
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot [ ]

21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell [x]
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald [ ]
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens [ ]
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy [ ]
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams [x]
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky [ ]
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck [x]
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll [x]
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame [x]

31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy [ ]
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens [x]
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis [x]
34 Emma - Jane Austen [ ]
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen [ ]
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis [x]
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini [ ]
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres [ ]
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden [ ]
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne [x]

41 Animal Farm - George Orwell [x]
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown [x]
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez [ ]
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving [ ]
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins [x]
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery [x]
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy [ ]
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood [x]
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding [x]
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan [ ]

51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel [ ]
52 Dune - Frank Herbert [x]
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons [ ]
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen[ ]
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth [ ]
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon [ ]
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens [x]
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley [ ]
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon [ ]
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez [ ]

61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck [x]
62 - Vladimir Nabokov [x]
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt [ ]
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold [x]
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas [ ]
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac [ ]
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy [ ]
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie [ ]
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville [x]

71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens [x]
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker [x]
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett [x]
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson [ ]
75 Ulysses - James Joyce [x] Ugh. Only because I had to!
76 The Inferno – Dante [ ]
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome [ ]
78 Germinal - Emile Zola [ ]
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray [ ]
80 Possession - AS Byatt [ ]

81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens [x]
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell [ ]
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker [x]
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro [ ]
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert [ ]
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry [ ]
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White [x]
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom [x]
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle [x]
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton [ ]

91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad [ ]
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery [ ]
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks [ ]
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams [x]
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole [x]
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute [ ]
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas [x]
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare [ ]
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl [x]
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo [~]
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I heard a rumor that someone was working on an adult middle-aged version of that story called "The Cat Got Too Fat To Fit In The Hat, And That Is That"...




I'd like to read that one!
To answer my own questions...


What is your favorite Dr. Seuss...

- Book? One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

- Character? The little cats from The Cat in the Hat. I don't want to play favorites among them, so I'll leave it at that.

- Quote? "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." - From One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

Do you still read Dr. Seuss as an adult? Yes, indeed I do!
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The picture is drawn from inside the house, and the dramatic tension is heavy because the house HAS to be cleaned up before Mother gets home. We see a woman's legs outside, rapidly approaching. Thing One and Thing Two have wreaked havoc, and all hell has broken loose, even if it was not described in those terms. Those kids are in trouble, and the prescient, erudite but physically limited gold fish knows it! What can he do to alleviate the terrible tension, and bring a satisfactory resolution to this dilemma?


Oh dear, the poor fish! He really is in a pickle, isn't he?


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I am certain that The Cat in the Hat helped to lay the foundation for my love of story telling, narrative, character and plot development, to say nothing of instilling an understanding in me of the overwhelming forces of fate and destiny, and of the feeble attempts of the humble, human or otherwise, to witness those things, and struggle against imminent calamity. Hubris, predestination, other wordly forces, struggles, temptation, rising tension... and so many other things. What on earth is missing in The Cat in the Hat? Not much. No one really needs dogs, right?


If The Cat in the Hat is what laid the foundation for your work, then we have another very good reason to celebrate the legacy of Dr. Seuss.

Well now, I think these are completely normal!

- All the bills in my wallet must be right-side up, facing forward and in the proper order, with the largest denomination in back. If a cashier making change gives me a handful of bills facing every which direction, I will stand there as long as it takes to make it right.

- When getting coffee in a to-go cup, the lid must be put on it so that my fingers don't touch the seam of the cup when I grasp it to take a sip. I will remove the lid and reposition it if the barista puts it on wrong.

- Window blinds, if raised, must be raised fully. I won't have any of this business of raising the blinds but leaving a foot or more hanging down.

See, completely normal, right?