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Well, since you're awake, could you get t me a beer?
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Quote by AriesDragon
Fortunately, Paul can't count very high, so his idea of a hefty fine is the biggest number he knows.. 11 euros..
Thanks

Unfortunately for CD, someone taught judge paul that hefty requieed at least three zeroes directly following the highest number he could think of, which brings the imposed fine to 11000 euros.
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Paulus drinks sterno as a liqueur (actually can be drunk and known as "squeeze")

Sorry for braking the rules of this thread, but this is not only far from funny, it is incredibly stupid. Sterno contains denaturared alcohol. Denaturated alcohol is poisonous. It can cause problems ranging from blindness to death. Claiming that it is suitable to drink is inviting people to kill themselves. Only a desparate alcoholic would drink that stuff
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Banned for not understanding the dangers of illegal dragon breeding
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Unfortunately, judge Paul was already payed to impose a hefty fine (which of course will flow into the judges pocket as well)
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You've waited too long Roland, the food was at the other end of the line. If you hurry, you might still get some.
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Unfortunately I'm grumpy this morning, so I'm considering a heavy penalty for CD
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Potatoes with cream, herbs and garlic au gratin,
green beans,
tomatoes with mozarella, herbs and balsamico,
shoarma.


Ummmm! That sounds delicious. Did you stew the tomatoes or just fresh?
yours didn't sound bad either
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Nothing lasts here CD, you think you've won, but now it's gone
I'm here now!
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Potatoes with cream, herbs and garlic au gratin,
green beans,
tomatoes with mozarella, herbs and balsamico,
shoarma.
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I would never fight you, I'll simply shove you out (gently, I promise)
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Quote by ginger86
in north carolina, if an unmarried man and woman checks into a motel/hotel as a married couple, by north carolina law, they are legally married
what if you checked in with kk there?
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Banned for believing the sex pistols were the ones that stormed the charts with Dancing Queen
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Quote by Shotgun011
en garde


Hey, get away, my spot
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The name Alaska
Brings visions to my mind of
Bears hunting salmon
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Hey, I'm not here for points, I'm here for fun with friends..... and to defend MY spot of course
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Granted, but you put in to much corn, so now your house is completely filled up with popcorn



I wish I could have some of that popcorn
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Quote by SugarBaby
Hi EVERYBODY!

Cool I know almost all of you in here, except Paul. So howdy Paul.

Howdy Linda. You've come to the right place here. Have fun.
And btw, this is MY spot!
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Fortunately Kiera and Ginger were tipped in time to make a hasty escape and they arrive in Mysteria, where they will be safe.
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Whoever sits at the end of the line by the time I've finished typing, had better move, because I'm bringing my chainsaw
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