banned for admitting to madness....  
      banned for ..... thinking now ...... aw dunno, for being here  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned because that's what the rules state  
      Banned because ditto isn't a valid reason ...  
      Banned for using the word ditto  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned because I disagree  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned because I love his reason for banning and I did not think of it first!  
      Banned because I don't trust myself with all those beauties around  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned because he lacks control  
      Banned because he doesn't appreciate control when he sees it  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    banned for assuming you are in control of anything  
      banned for assuming he knows anything about control  
      Banned for hiding the remote control  
      Banned because I wanted to ban andy.  
      All you ladies are banned for being too sweet
(no andy, not you...)  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    banned for not thinking paul was cute or sweet