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The dog in his avatar is a five star chef,
She's a good looking outlaw from the past who got here thou a black hole and doesn't know how to get back home :P
Favourite snack is toasted cheese and marmalade sanwiches
Andy was alarmed one morning, to find Ozzy snuggled in bed with a bat. Luckily, it still had its head on, and the two were snoozing quite contentedly.
Originally wanted to call herself AriesDog but it was taken..
Instead of catching dreams, he catches nightmares.
There is nothing funny about her, only lovely. Unless of course you count the fact that she actually is a living Barbie doll.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Can only count forwards whilst standing on his head, wearing PJs with Marching Band music playing loudly.
His looks never changes, even you make fun of him or tell a very good joke. He keep looking like that...
His looks never changes, even you make fun of him or tell a very good joke. He keep looking like that...
tells himself bad jokes to make himself laugh
Likes to chew on bones at midnight
Jumped off the bed and hit the wall
Quotes Shakespeare at moments of intense intimacy...
Sometimes he has intense conversations with his dog.
Is a terrible sharpshooter.
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There is nothing funny about her, only lovely. Unless of course you count the fact that she actually is a living Barbie doll.


Aw, thanks Roland..xx

Keeps bringing knives to gun fights.
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Keeps bringing knives to gun fights.


She has six toes on her left foot. That is why it is easy for her to use base 11 number systems. (Gosh I am a nerd)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Keeps bringing knives to gun fights.


She has six toes on her left foot. That is why it is easy for her to use base 11 number systems. (Gosh I am a nerd)


Nerd!
Was kicked out of ballet classes at age six for using kung-fu moves on her classmates
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Was kicked out of ballet classes at age six for using kung-fu moves on her classmates


Actually that probably was what happened...
And same happened to you except in tap dance.
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Was kicked out of ballet classes at age six for using kung-fu moves on her classmates


Actually that probably was what happened...
And same happened to you except in tap dance.


Eats slugs and snails and puppy-dog's tails....
He dresses up like a bunny but meows like a cat.
Kisses every picture of Dracula she sees!
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Kisses every picture of Dracula she sees!



Makes me rub his feet with warm butter.
Eats marshmallows with everything
eats marshmallows on toast with Marmite
can open beer bottles with her teeth..
all his teeth fell out, trying to open beer bottles...