Would like to be a famous something-or-other  
      Scruffy urchin never washed his knees  
      Wears lambs-wool underwear on birthdays and special occasions.  
      is actually still awaiting the authorization board to authorise him to be authorised  
      CK is a professional ukulele player, or is considered to be so by the other homeless people in London where he plays all his love gigs.  
      She is a funny girl, who sees more than some do, who obviously likes ukulele love songs.  
   "No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass."  ~ CKAcres 
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."  
    Has a problem with Gandhi  
      She likes to eat flowers sometimes  
      Uses knife and fork too.... to do her hair  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    always sings " tiptoe through the tulips" in the shower  
      She secretly stalks the delivery guy trying to steal his pizza's  
   "No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass."  ~ CKAcres 
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."  
    Is the pizza delivery guy in Ginger's sights  
      Collects toe-nail clippings from his local pedicure parlour...  
      Still can't tie his shoelaces  
      Sometimes writes scathing comments under the non deplume (Avenging Andy)  
   "No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass."  ~ CKAcres 
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."  
    CK has a crush on Susan Boyle  
      Kiera pretendends she is a member of the cast, of Scooby Doo  
   "No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass."  ~ CKAcres 
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."