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Spoil my Wish

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AnnaMayZing
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Granted but now they are piled against your door.

I wish it would snow.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

SassyBunny
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Granted ... but now you’ve driven cows to crime



I wish we could stay on day light savings time
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but you saved so much light, it never gets dark!

I wish I could eat a burger.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

SassyBunny
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Granted .... but now you have cows protesting



I wish I had a Reece’s peanut butter cup sundae
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but it's made with real Buttercups.

I wish I could eat more Chicken.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Paperboy
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Granted. Fill your stomach with all the chicken lips and toes that your heart desires.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt so much.
Hey! I write!


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If you're into tear jerkers, read this: A Hundred Breaths

Thank you!
AnnaMayZing
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Granted, but now you can't move it!

I wish I had more time to write.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

SassyBunny
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Granted ... but now you have writers block

I wish I could get a day off
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but now you are fired!

I wish I could see history.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

rolandlytle
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Granted, but it is the history of collecting light bulbs.

I wish for a dozen donuts with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted, but they are left-overs from a children's party two weeks ago!



I wish I could write without distractions.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Dreamcatcher
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Granted. But you have to use flat crayons on your sidewalk.

I wish I was younger.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted, but now you have to learn to walk and talk again... AND STOP CRYING!


I wish I could play the Guitar.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

rolandlytle
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Granted, but only with your toes and while you are sleeping.

I wish I could go to sleep on a regular schedule.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted, but the schedule is Daily between 10am and 6pm!

I wish I could travel again.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Dreamcatcher
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Granted... but only on a broom on Halloween.

I wish I could read minds...
AnnaMayZing
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Granted... but only empty ones who really don't mind!

I wish life in general was simpler.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

rolandlytle
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Granted... but you will be thoroughly bored.

I wish my wife would quit snoring.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
rolandlytle
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Granted... but you are too big to fit into the toaster; besides, you are out of butter to slather upon your brown self.

I wish I were as funny as Bill the Rumpled.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
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Granted... now you both are a comedy duet in a run-down bar in Weed, CA.

I wish I was a Greek God...
AnnaMayZing
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Granted, but now you have to play Dungeons and Dragons, go train spotting, attend comicon dressed as a star trek character, and learn Klingon!

Oh, wait, sorry. I thought you said Geek God. Oh well, too late, what's done is done.


I wish I could read properly!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

rolandlytle
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Granted... now you are capable of reading the word 'properly' as well as the rest of us.

I wish I could be an astronaut.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Rumple_deWriter
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Granted: You are now following in the footsteps of Sally Ride but the next space flight is one-way only.

Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake, floating in a bowl taking movies, laughing awhile, living in style. Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A., casually glancing at his toupee. ('Punky's Dilemma' -- Simon and Garfunkle)
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Granted: You are now following in the footsteps of Sally Ride, but the next space flight is one-way only.

I would take my chances.

Granted... and your box will be here for anyone desiring a crunchy breakfast treat.

I wish those days could come back once more. Why did those days ever have to go? ('I Wish' - - Stevie Wonder)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
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Granted. But it's always day and never night.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.
AnnaMayZing
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Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake, floating in a bowl taking movies, laughing awhile, living in style. Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A., casually glancing at his toupee. ('Punky's Dilemma' -- Simon and Garfunkle)


Watch out for the Cereal Killer!

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I wish I could travel at the speed of light.


Granted but you will never see it.

I wish I was a spaceman, the fastest gal alive, I'd fly around the universe in Fireball XL-5!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

rolandlytle
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Granted... but instead of the beautiful Venus, the doctor aboard, you will be the transparent robot co-pilot. Then we will be able to see the tremendous size of your heart as well as your brain.
Fireball XL-5 was my favorite show as a first grader.






I wish I could have an at-bat during spring training!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
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Granted. Your bat's name is Wilhelm. He hangs upside down in your hall closet and eats grapes.

I wish I could just sail away and never look back.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted, but you are tied to the mizzen mast and forced to wear blinkers!

I wish I could speak Unwinese.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana