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Granted but you took lessons from my boyfriend, Otaku_Ninja!

I wish I was with him now.
paulus
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Quote by Kiera
...... leaving u fingerless ..........

uhm......

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I wish I was with him now.

Granted, but he has to sleep


I wish my leg wouldn't sleep from sitting wrong
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
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granted,,, but your arms fall asleep instead

i wish for world peace... or a perfect pizza
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Granted...but you will never have peace in your mind... or granted but it cost millions of dollars

I wish I could work least and get paid more.
TaliaRussell
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Granted: but you are constantly getting sued for patent infringement.


I wish I liked eggplant
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Granted - but it tastes of mouldy cheese.


I wish I was a famous author...
TaliaRussell
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Granted: but Al Qaeda wants you dead and you are forced to go into hiding and live in a Volkswagen mini-van up on blocks.



I wish that high heels never hurt my feet
Kiera
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Granted you can now walk on your hands.

Hi Talia

I wish I had a chocolate brownie
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Granted I baked some dark chocolate chip brownies just for you.

I wish my favorite person were here with me right now.
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
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granted but you're still there by yourself

i wish i was there to share kiera's brownie
Kiera
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Granted but Froggy can't bake one bit, I'd rather eat my own pizza...here you can have the brownie

I wish I didn't now have to call an Ambulance for Ginger who just ate the brownie Froggy baked
TaliaRussell
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Granted: but now you are stuck pumping her stomach.

I wish I could eat the huge hunk of cake I am eating without gaining weight.

Hi Kiera!
Kiera
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Granted, Froggy baked it, I will be pumping your stomach momentarily

Hi Talia

I wish Muse would do a live concert in my garden.
JWren
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Granted - but you're away on holiday

Wish Talia had saved me some cake

Hi ladies
Kiera
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Granted, seems like I will be pumping stomachs all night.

Hi Wren

I wish I knew first aid and how to pump stomachs seen's its going to become necessary in the not to distant future.
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Granted - but you're away on holiday

Wish Talia had saved me some cake

Hi ladies



Re: CAKE - check my last post on End of the Line


Granted, Kiera: but now you have to do first aid and pump stomachs!!


I wish I could read minds.
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Granted - but it's only the minds of the criminally insane....

I wish that I had not done that...
Kiera
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Granted - but seen's I don't know what you mean you hence forth have never done anything

I wish someone would give me an Indian head massage to get rid of my headache.
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Granted - but end up with toothache instead.


I wish there was something I could to help someone...
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Granted, you helped pay my college tuition.

I wish college was free in America...
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Granted - but only animal husbandry college is free.

I wish I was not so hard-up all the time...
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Granted - but only animal husbandry college is free.

I wish I was not so hard-up all the time...


Haha Andy re: college


Granted, but now you have nothing to wish for!


I wish tanning was not bad for you
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Granted, but now it turns your skin purple

I wish I had a bottle of jack daniels
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Haha Paul!


Granted: but the top won't come off and the only way to get it open is to break it.


I wish I could get great cell phone reception everywhere.
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Hey Miss T

Granted - but your phone rings constantly...

I wish I was funny (at least sometimes!)
ginger86
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granted, but you are funny at the wrong time

i wish i was at beach
TaliaRussell
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Granted : But it is Thailand 12/26/04


I wish it wasn't too late to go to bed early
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Granted - but it's still too early to go to bed late


I wish I didn't like sweet things as much as I do.
paulus
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Granted, but candy is the only food available



I wish my house was redecorated
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but it's in the style of the 1970s


I wish Paul would not make it so easy for me to give him horrible wishes