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I wish whoever is whistling would stop, I'm waiting for the secret password...
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The secret password is - I win! 
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But it could be a double bluff, young Wren. La Talia might have TWO secret passwords. (*sucks pencil, trying to work out second secret word...) 🔐
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Bye, Carl's Jr.
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Bye, Wendy.
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Oh good, everybody's leaving...I win! 🎯
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I need to check that your prize claim is all in order 
Sorry, does not compute... Better luck next time!
Sorry, does not compute... Better luck next time!
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Not here either.
Says here that I've won
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You need to read the small print, where it clearly says that I'M the winner!! 
Not according to the message on here
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bump
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Things that go bump in the night don't 'skeer' me Nox!
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And longer . . .
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Is that whistling I can hear, or have I got tinnitus?
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Yawwwwn. streeettch. Thanks for holding my place.
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It's ok, sorry about the noise, someone was whistling and now they're playing a ruddy violin!
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Uh-oh, Mr Noisy's back, armed with his own private rock band....hands over ears people!
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Taps fingers on sound-proofed ear muffs...
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Band practice behind my back?