But... but... but... he's my pet lion... :-(  
      You were with the lion happy as clams, and they suddenly hand cuffed us both, and, alas, here we are! Can your lion get us out of this?  
      Really officer, I ain't lyin'... He really IS a tiger and not just wearing a realistic fancy-dress costume!  
      Honestly officer, this young woman is entirely innocent (ahem)...It was me what dunnit!  
      do the cuffs look good with this dress?  
      Honestly officer, I can explain...she was fully dressed when I last remember anything!  
      I did wha....? impossible  
      don't make me make you squirm girl  
      Now stop that tickling you two! You know it gets me over-excited!  
      Thanks a lot ginger I'm now chained to the lion  
      But Ms. Police Lady, Lynara was just walking over the air vent when it turn on  
      Last time i look after a cat for my friend  
      He cut off my dress with his sword when the air turned on  
      but officer I was only kissing her neck  
      and those kisses were wonderful  
      I was just standing outside the dance hall catching my breath....and now I handcuffed to a lion?????  
      I swear sir. I didn't see the cyber cat