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AnnaMayZing
1 day ago
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Erm, Hayley... There are no boots in your picture...
I will go with...
Bluetooth!



Wolf's head
All alone at the end of the line,
A sweet young woman called 'E'
But don't you worry, she'll be fine,
'cause right behind her is ME!
Quote by etairay



Ban AMZ .. she said no touching ..I want a dragon


For you, E. Even if you want to ban me.



No ban for Brian, though, he looks out for me!
Keith, It's fine, look! You haven't missed the Last Train to Trancentral!
That just leaves me at the end of the line!

Banned! For not mincing his words!

But I suppose he can be reinstated as he was only being the white knight to a Damsel. smilie=ke
Now we can ban Elizabeth because she tells fibs. I always share my Dragons.



You can look but don't touch!


Superintendent Quilt: Where were you on the night of the 17th?
Beautiful woman: Don't you remember?
Superintendent Quilt: [gulps] Have you got all that down, Brown?
Sgt. Brown: Yes, sir.
Superintendent Quilt: Well rub it out again.