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Rainbow - all night long
But there's a side to you
That I never knew, never knew.
All the things you'd say
They were never true, never true,
And the games you play
You would always win, always win.
But there's a side to you
That I never knew, never knew.
All the things you'd say
They were never true, never true,
And the games you play
You would always win, always win.
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I have tried. Even if I'm being calm, one thing or another will cause me to be noticed, drop my keys or sneeze or something.
Have you ever eaten something you really don't like, rather than be impolite?
Have you ever eaten something you really don't like, rather than be impolite?
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On the cheek, yes. we do it often 
Would you ever pretend to be asleep so your spouse/partner gets up to attend to the children?
Would you ever pretend to be asleep so your spouse/partner gets up to attend to the children?
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!
Oh Andy, I said it in jest
there is no need to protest
the flack that I mention
is purely by good intention
and by no means meant to divest
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Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
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Quote by paulusQuote by AriesDragon
This doesn't quite follow the AABBA rule, and some of the words are in Swahili, but it's still fun...
There was a young lady from Kikuyu
Whose stomach looked like a kibuyu
when asked
who did this to you
she said
huyo ama huyo ama huyo.
Translated, that means...
There was a young lady from Kikuyu (Kikuyu is a place and is also a tribe... pronounced Kic- kooo- you)
Whose stomach looked like a Kibuyu (Kibuyu means calabash... pronounced Ki- booo-you)
when asked
who did this to you
she said
huyo ama huyo ama huyo (huyo means he/him ... pronounced who-you, ama means either/or... so... him or him or him)
So she has let some guys in to pillage
Let them seed her as if she was tillage
And from all that was sown
A full harvest has grown
And Papa could be half of the village
I've just come across this tonight
Pauls answer made me clap with delight
his words do amuse
as this thread, I peruse
And I laugh at his humerous insight
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Quote by ginger86Quote by AriesDragon
I am wondering what happened to the Limerick thread. I can't seem to find it. I used to enjoy posting there a long time ago
there is a limerick thread in the break room.on first page
Thank you lovely. 
I think I need new glasses... 
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I am wondering what happened to the Limerick thread. I can't seem to find it. I used to enjoy posting there a long time ago
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Right now I wish I could eat the carrot cake I made this afternoon