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Write a 5 word sentence beginning with the last word of the previous post. The subject doesn't have to be the same, unless you want it to.
Example:
I took the highway today.
Today , I arrived here early.
Early is better than late.
I'll start with:
This sentence will be first.
My friend Meredith, I think you got confused, happens to me all of the time.
I think you meant.Here we are merely passengers.
So I will continue as if the last word was passengers.
thanks for keeping my spot for me. Active Ink Slinger
Damn you auto correct, 
good one Mr. Martini
Women can be devious.....
An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be
heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her
safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way
out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.
And I know he won't ask for directions."
good one Mr. MartiniWomen can be devious.....
An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be
heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her
safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way
out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.
And I know he won't ask for directions."
