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Over 90 days ago
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You played me the fool, everyone knew.
In a heartbeat, I would take you back.
I was smitten with your warm soft mew.
Knowing that my heart again will wrack.
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Welcome back Dave.. the nicest thing I can think of is.. you were missed..


That is good enough Larry, being missed means I am thought about. Thanks

Roland is a witty funny man.
While you young un's play your games, I sit right here at the end and watch out for ya.

That makes me the winner.
Just had to, enjoy my friend.

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks: "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to downtown cowboy ...'. And here I am."


To win is her plan
She knows that she can
The only thing holding her back
Is that CK is at the end of the pack
Try, try though you all may do
I am like gum on your shoe
The power to escape his pain, and a big man hug. You rock my friend.
Thanks for keeping my spot warm everyone.
Now I am back to reclaim the winners spot once more.
CK is the real winner.
Her name was Linda, it was very scary at first but she was fun to be with and made me feel relaxed in the end.

Have you ever wanted to share all your secrets?
I do agree sarsaparilla is a good drink.
I raise a glass as it is only fitting that
the winner buys to celebrate.
Sneaking in for a short visit, whoooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo

“You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting –
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.”
― Mary Oliver
Cute bear tooshie, right in front of me.

That makes me the winner
Some time each day just for her. So she can do what ever she wants.