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Circle_Something
Over 90 days ago
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Hell yeah!

Would you ever kinda just kick around nowhere in particular doing nothing in particular?
If you mean out of sympathy, then no. Nobody needs a sympathy date, no matter how desperate they are. If I really wanted to date them, however, I would.

Arr do ye like rum, ye scallywag?
I'm stealing this place at the end of the line. Off with you, here's a black spot in your hand!
Typical that on the day I'm going to learn to do something new, I start feeling like shite. Sinuses blocked, tickly throat, and all that. One day without that shite, that's all I ask!
No, I'd rather grow them myself, but if I had no decent ones, I would. Mind you, I've seen myself just wandering down the road with a woman friend and picking a flower from wherever, even if that happened to be a dandelion.

Would you ever rock down to electric avenue?
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Flamingos...they are so cool. Maybe we can entice them with shrimp.


Nah, flamingos just want you to think that. They're really evil masterminds, intent on taking the whole damned world over. You've heard of the Flamingo Mafia, right? Don't kid yourself, those guys are real.

Anyway, I'm going to pick books this time. I'm in a book mood.

Real ale or lager?
Boats by default. Never been on a plane, yet.

How's the world going to end: Flamingos taking over and making us their slaves, until we eventually go to war with them and they kill us, or zombie apocalypse?
As the topic says, my stories don't show up on my profile, unless I hit the reset order button after I post one. It isn't that bad a thing, but sometimes I forget. Is there any way to sort this?
Vacate the premises, I have a fistful of stink bombs, one gas mask and I ain't afraid to use the stink bombs.
Rebel sulking? Well, I never! I'm here at the end of the line, so yeah... Dunno what that means.
Lazy. Gaming and all that takes precedence.

Have you ever done something just to prove you could do it?
If they're on my friends list, I black box 'em. If they ain't, I quote them and tell 'em. Or I just leave it for some other bugger to do.

What's the light at the end of the tunnel?
A few people, a few times. 'Tis a great way to communicate when you're low on data, is out of the question and want to hear each other's voices.

Have you ever looked around your surroundings, thought "screw this, I'm leaving," then left?
Yes, but I'm not naming names.

Do you ever find yourself wandering down the road, wondering stuff of assorted assortments, then nearly bash into a lamppost?
Don't you just hate it when you miss someone? Like there's this young woman I love and I'd really like to hear her voice, because it's really sweet and she's absolutely gorgeous, but she's sleeping and I have to wait until tomorrow to hear her.
Horse because knowing my luck, the donkey would go all stubborn on me and decide not to move.

You're on a bus reading a newspaper (remember those things?) and you feel someone looking over your shoulder. Confront them or leave them be?
Yeah, just to scare the shite out of people.

Would you ever eat your boots in the absence of real food?
It isn't all that important to me, but some people like to add covers to their stories. We've got a preview of the story, the one liner and a while host of other data, so why not the cover? It could go underneath the age rating, or next to the title. Whatcha think?
No, I'm too chicken for that. Also, I can't swim, so I'd drown.

Would you ever try to lick you elbow (I genuinely mean elbow, not anything else), jut to say you tried?
I just wish for enough money to meet Aria and take her on some really nice dates and buy her nice things.