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Circle_Something
Over 90 days ago
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I like it bloody with a hint of meat. Wait, no... I don't. I like it cooked so that it is soft, but has a little bit of chew. I really don't know the technical term for that.

Above or below?
I love Aria I've said it hundreds of thousands of times before, and each time I've meant it from the bottom of my heart. I mean it with all my heart, body and soul. I love everything about her. Whenever I talk to her, I feel excited. When my phone does her message tone, I feel a jolt of electricity go through me. My smile is evident. Aria is my soul mate. I love her. I love you, Aria. I know this is overly sloppy, but that's just me.
I'd be grateful for some fucking sanity, but until then, I'll just be grateful that I'm getting paid for a job soon.
Bacon and eggs. By the way, your question reminded me of this:



But, anyway... Should I stay or should I go now?
I have done and I plan to again.

Would you ever have a kickabout with a team of giant trout?
I have actually been nominated, but I'm not doing it. I just don't see how dumping ice water over yourself is raising awareness of anything, other than looking like a twat. If it was just for fun, I'd do it, but not to raise awareness.

Would you ever throw your knickers at Tom Jones?
I don't like to repeat words, because then it becomes repetitive, and when it becomes repetitive, you repeat yourself and then people repetitively lose interest, so don't repeatedly repeat yourself, unless you're practising to be an echo chamber, a TV channel, or someone with a stutter, I repeat, a stutter. I've actually nothing constructive to add, so feel free to kick my arse for this repetitive, redundant and silly post.

Reading this back, though, I can't help but think it does make a point, in a rather roundabout way. I think if you get bored reading what you've just written, getting out the magnifying glass and checking for repetition is a good idea. I personally don't use one, but a thesaurus might come in handy.
I've written yet another poem Will I ever actually write a story, or is it just going to be poems? I'm a reluctant poet. For me, personally, poems are quick and easy, no muss, no fuss. Just in-out, get the job done. I don't take my poems seriously, even when they cover serious topics. Kitty just wants to write a bloody story! Fucking poems, they just keep coming. Make them stop, please!
'Cause I drank it all. Didn't you read my latest poem? The rum was my fuel for that piece of garbage!

Does the sound of knuckles being cracked/popped bother you?
I'd rather be respected. Popularity wanes, and gets boring after a while. Respect is deeper than popularity, I think. It implies that people properly get to know you as a person, rather than just seeing the superficial.

Anyone got a Celestion speaker they want rid of?
Nah, unless he had oodles of money and could pay for me to meet Aria, I wouldn't. No offense.

Would you ever smoke a joint whilst hanging upside down?
Indecisive.

That moment when you walk into a room and then wonder why you're there, then you start having existential thought.
Yeah, why not? I'd even dance with them... And I don't dance!

Speaking of dancing, when was the last time you danced?
If she wrote down or gave me a picture of the exact ones she wanted, then I would.

Why would a man be afraid of buying feminine hygiene products?
For several reasons:

1) They don't realise they're doing it.
2) They don't realise it's wrong to do so.
3) They want to.
4) They know it's wrong, and just do it anyway because they can pull it off.
5) It's easier to read or write that way.

Take your pick, really, but it's pretty much all or one of the above.

Have you ever poked someone, just to see their reaction? By poke, I mean with your finger, in real life. Not this vaguely satisfying cyber-poking thing.
I'll just pick 'em up with my electromagnet. Let's see you toss nails like a demented nail tossing thing now!
So, I was sending a message and there was a bit at the top right saying "hide smiley's". Syntax error! It should read "hide smileys". Also, why isn't there a dedicated thread for posting bug reports? I think it'd save a lot of people's time to have a sticky.
I will miss our time together old friend,
even though you drove me around the bend,
so to you I send
my best regards,
and hope you're not eaten
by birds rapidly tweetin'.