The Kraken, I've always feared the sea, so it's obvious I feared the thing sailors feared most...
The Dresden Files, an awesome book series? Or too bloody for your tastes(s)?
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DarkPower343
Over 90 days ago
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What can I do? none of this is true,
All that I do, to keep crushing you...
Why can't I reign true? P.S. I hold the spot at the moment
All that I do, to keep crushing you...
Why can't I reign true? P.S. I hold the spot at the moment
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Samurai Jack, Dragon Ball Z, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The-something-or-other World of Gumball, most of the classic cartoons.
Umm, vampire who feeds Dracula-style, or vampire who feeds by having sex, which is worse(Scarier or harder to kill)?
Umm, vampire who feeds Dracula-style, or vampire who feeds by having sex, which is worse(Scarier or harder to kill)?
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my relationship with my father has grown better,
Which is better? An iron will and never-ending list of enemies and very few trustworthy friends? Or a flip-flop pancake soul that is accompanied by uncountable viper acquaintances?
Which is better? An iron will and never-ending list of enemies and very few trustworthy friends? Or a flip-flop pancake soul that is accompanied by uncountable viper acquaintances?
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what a petty argument! I erected another of my never-ending statues to cement my victory in your feeble minds! BWUAHAUAHAUAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!
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If they do, they're doing a better job keeping it under wraps than the U.S. that's for sure!
The Russians, blood-thirsty slaughterers or ordinary G.I.s just following horrible orders?
The Russians, blood-thirsty slaughterers or ordinary G.I.s just following horrible orders?
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Oh! The black hole turned out to be a portal through time and space into the near future a.k.a. right now! So all my statues are back, nana! I win!
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Nunchucks, graceful and unorthodoxed.
Germany or U.S.A. who is the most peaceful at the moment?
Germany or U.S.A. who is the most peaceful at the moment?
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small matter! I happened to have a trillion more where that came from!
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stew, prefer meat over liquid nutrients ... And redheads I am a huge fan of redheads!
Norse/ Ancient Egyptian / Greek mythology... Religious tales or human documentation of extraterrestrial history?
Norse/ Ancient Egyptian / Greek mythology... Religious tales or human documentation of extraterrestrial history?
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there is no winner's circle you fools! Only my great statue of victory!
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Short and curvy! SHORT AND CURVY!
Creative martial artist or boring rich guy?
Creative martial artist or boring rich guy?
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Um, bright sparkly brown eyes
You're getting married, is the honeymoon romantic? Or chock-full of seks? Lol, I have to ask
You're getting married, is the honeymoon romantic? Or chock-full of seks? Lol, I have to ask
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while giving him a chair you left the frontlines unchecked! I'll hold the line while you prove your charitable heart!
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Patrol Cop.
You're drafted into an ancient military and are strong enough to apply to one of the better programmes. Stay a regular joe? Become a bow-weilding swashbuckling commando? Or enlist as an undetected spy/scout?
You're drafted into an ancient military and are strong enough to apply to one of the better programmes. Stay a regular joe? Become a bow-weilding swashbuckling commando? Or enlist as an undetected spy/scout?
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Well old age is more treacherous than you thought! You're too rusty to keep up! So sit back down! I'll hold the frontlines while you bicker over how much your tea will cost you!
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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!! I just can't help but LOLL at how pathetic you all are to think you stand a chance! Uh, Fuzzy? Ya got some lint on your fur, you go get it cleaned while I taunt everyone about my successfulness!
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don't say dream on! That's DC's elemental advantage! Oh, btw, hello once more to spreadmawings!
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yellow gold
zombie attacks you, Spartan kick or throat grab followed by neck twist?
zombie attacks you, Spartan kick or throat grab followed by neck twist?
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both, I get amazed just watching them.
Do you think black holes could be portals through time and space?
Do you think black holes could be portals through time and space?
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oh contare, I'm at the end! At the (extreme) end of evolution is nothing but emptiness and misery! - Master Albert; MMZX Advent
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Ha! As a half-blood T'karrin Elf I call on the power of the Almighty Khorrorrun and have your petty spells rendered useless! You are now forced to come at me bro!
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I brought a hunting rifle, and a backup rifle, and a back-up ultimate last resort elephant rifle known only as the..... .577 T-Rex!!! LET OUR FINAL FANTASY STYLED BATTLE COMMENCE!!! *FFVI battle theme plays*
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oh would you look at that! I reinfected ya! Hey there wings!
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the lesson hath endeth.. you are toast, melba.. I win
*cough cough! Hack! cough cough!* Oh, Sorry I'm allergic to bullsh*t!