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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
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lol.. an old joke.. "Maybe we could go out sometime when you have no class"...
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Sunil.. go to the avatar store.. this one isn't working.. get something with chimpanzees, a merry-go-round, and a rusty wheelbarrow..
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I had to traipse into work.. I'm retired but still do special contracts.. we've had a lot of rain lately and some retaining walls are collapsing..
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Rebellious_Soul
I am stuck on my phone 95% of the time. Blame all my spelling errors because of this dumb thing.
Yeah...can't relate to any of that myself...if you see spelling errors on one of my posts, you can blame them on me...
I would think we could safely assume a guy named DirtyMartini might on occasion mix up his vowels and consonants.. on the uther hamd.. a Dreemcacher wood never half the same ishoos..
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Nicely said Gypsy, but I'm afraid your comments are substantially above his paygrade. Not one caution heeded. Not one lesson learned. You might as well be talking to a fencepost. There hasn't been the smallest effort by him to be sensitive to his peers. Unfortunately he is just a thorn without any hope of a rose.
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Oh yes.. I so love his rendition.. so sad to lose his voice... Like this?
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yes.. turn left.. keep going.. go find match to your socks..
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Good choice Gypsy.. Vee I couldn't get yours to open...
How about this one...
How about this one...
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Quote by AriesDragonQuote by DreamcatcherQuote by AriesDragon
Is that what a Cockchafer is? hmmmm.... I admit I was picturing something else entirely!
Oh? Please do explain..
That would definitely get me in trouble here!
Then you'll fit in perfectly... lol...
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Quote by AriesDragonQuote by AriesDragon
Night and Day
What three letter English word has an odd start, an even finish and an infinitely long middle?
Dreamcatcher is correct. the answer is VEX... “V” is Roman numeral 5, which is odd. “X” is Roman numeral 10, which is even. “E” is the base of the natural logarithm and is irrational (e = 2.718281828…). Its mantissa (the part to the right of the decimal point) is infinitely long
Two bodies have I, though both joined in one; the longer I stand the quicker I run. What am I?
hahaha.. good one.. an hourglass?
What has a foot but no legs..
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Quote by Dreamcatcher
Vex?
What is black and white, black and white, black and white, then dizzy?
A penguin rolling downhill...
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Is that what a Cockchafer is? hmmmm.... I admit I was picturing something else entirely!
Oh? Please do explain..
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My daughter comes home with this piece of music from the ABRSM... The mind boggles
Extremely odd but too funny... behold the cockchafer..
