Yes.. collar bone and foot bone..
Do you like good old fashion thunderstorms?
Family first
tanlines or no
Quick, easy, and fast party snack...
Pig Candy
cut bacon strips into thirds.. put in plastic bag with brown sugar and shake to cover.. wrap each strip around a L'il Smokie sausage link.. skewer with toothpick to hold bacon around link.. cook at 375 until bacon is as done as you like it.. variation.. sometimes I add a small piece of jalapeno to each link before I wrap bacon..
enjoy..
nooooo.. you two were head bobbin' and tapping your feet.. couldn't stand it and went backstage at Bieber.. don't lie.. anyways.. here I am.. alone.. at the end of the line..
Wow! Your head must really be spinning.. there's Rebel over there waving your tickets at you.. you two enjoy the show.. better run now.. I got the end covered..
Yes.. I have 9.. and am getting one more..
Do you believe in mind control...
The day I got married 44 years ago.. the day my marriage ended 4 years ago.. the birth of my daughter in 1971.. the birth of my grandson in 2011..
so forgetful.. you got in wrong line.. that's the line for Bieber tickets.. I'm at the end of the real line..
no.. no.. no.. that won't do.. there is only one qualified person to stand at the end.. and I am..
Shhhhhh.. go back to sleep.. the dream isn't over..
The line ends here.. right where I'm standing.. game over..
a plastic fork and handy-wipes
Words generate so much fanfare..
But often fail us when feelings are shared..
How do you convey a love deep and true?
By simply saying "I love you?"..
It seems so pathetic, a lackluster dud..
Instead I shall write your name in my blood..
The brightest light in a carnival..
early Lucille Ball in movies.. her TV shows sucked...
would you want to be born 10 years earlier or later than your actual birthdate?
white cheddar..
If your feet smell and your nose runs.. does that mean you are built upside down?
a book and pen to keep track of all of her hugs and kisses she owes..
some crickets for your frog..
The Roland Loops Talent Hour..
waffles or pancakes or crepes