You just have to take life in stride..
Survive every attack..
Stand tall and walk with pride..
Even though when you bend over they see your butt crack..
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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
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Shoulda listened, Ted..
Even the bears need to be fed..
An arm, a leg, and maybe a head..
OMG, I think I'm dead..
Even the bears need to be fed..
An arm, a leg, and maybe a head..
OMG, I think I'm dead..
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get 'em fuzzy!! shoo them all away!! thanks for saving my place..
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no top please..
bottom or.. oh.. wait.. wrong site..
cracker jacks or kettle corn
bottom or.. oh.. wait.. wrong site..
cracker jacks or kettle corn
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lol.. the floor is always so dirty.. can't imagine rolling around on it really.. get crap stuck in your hair.. end up finding all those cheetos under the couch..
pork rinds or fritos
pork rinds or fritos
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oh good.. then DW will have someone to visit with while I stand back here at the end
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Without you I'd go insane..
Moments lost when you're not there..
I could endure the greatest pain..
If I know our lives we'll share..
Moments lost when you're not there..
I could endure the greatest pain..
If I know our lives we'll share..
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no.. no.. no.. look again.. sun must have been in your eyes.. gleaming off of my winner's crown..
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Mayo... with lettuce, cranberry sauce.. slivered almonds..
bacon and eggs or waffles
bacon and eggs or waffles
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All I want is you..
Nothing more can mean so much..
I've done everything I can do..
To seek your loving touch..
Nothing more can mean so much..
I've done everything I can do..
To seek your loving touch..
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There is only one sure thing.. that I will always be at the end of this line..
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Coffee.. rich and black..
Rich, and unhappily married or happily married and poor
Rich, and unhappily married or happily married and poor
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Yes you do..
Stand true..
In full view..
In line #2..
Unfortunately for you..
It's the wrong line.. boo-hoo..
I win..
Stand true..
In full view..
In line #2..
Unfortunately for you..
It's the wrong line.. boo-hoo..
I win..
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A tree can be chopped.. a board can be cut.. and a mule can be lured away with carrots.. yup.. only me here now..