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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California

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Wow.. nothing funnier than when a cowpie fly tries to pretend he's an eagle.. guess I'll stand here in my crown and robes laughing..
What in hell are you chewing on Fuzz? gak!!! spit that out!! now go rinse your mouth.. I'll stay here..
I'm not sure the genre would typecast them as much as their style. If the writer generally uses quirky details or switchbacks in their tales then it becomes an expectation of the reader to look for these surprises.
Lisa.. has tried.. to break me of this habit.. for years.. I think.. she has.. just given up..
I know I will be.
Prey to your will and schemes.
But someday you will finally see.
Not all is as it seems.
And it's soft and its beautiful and it's in shades of green and blue.
Like an Amazon parrot or ferns in morning dew.
The only thing more beautiful and a greater prize.
Is seeing those reflections within your eyes.
At times, even warms your legs.
This air that makes your pants flap.
But if warmth is all we really want.
Better we have a warm butt sitting in our lap.
A really nice person and friend.. his work keeps getting better and better..
Raindrops spattering through the leaves and flicking against the bedroom windows..
Lets forget all of the fighting and enjoy my crusty apple tart.
A slice.. or two.. would be so smart.
But I must warn you in advance before you start.
Too many apples will make you fart.