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Wonderful Stories, CK and Dc!

My wife Liz saw me laughing and asked, "What is so funny?"
I told her, "Zebras and penguins."
"What's so funny about that?" She asked.
"The penguins were wearing sunglasses." I replied.
She looked perplexed and asked, "What about the Zebra?"
I looked at her as straight faced as I could and said, "Put on some stripped pajamas and I will show you."
I then laughed even harder. She knew something was going on so she looked over my shoulder and read the jokes.
She then smacked me on the top of my head and used some of her colorful Cajun terminology on me.
I looked up and smiled and said, "So where are your stripped pajamas?"
Liz look me square in the eyes and gave me a peck on my forehead, then she said, "If you resembled a stallion in anyway, I wouldn't want to had any pajamas on."
She smiled, turned and walked away. I sat there crushed and scattered to the four winds.

Quote by rolandloops
Carl is so right. I can't believe you all made a thread for me. That is so neat. Thanks. Gypsy is right, we must show some restraint. Use Roland and other Cubs fans. We are use to being the laughing stock. I'm always glad when their is someone to reign in the childishness of this crowd. I do it to some times and they jump all over my shit too. My only question is, are you going to leave me a joke? Rebel, Larry behave. I loved both of your jokes, but they are a bit insensitive. Thank all of you for just being here. It is wonderful even that you showed up. I mean that. If you want to see something you can all laugh at. Red ripped me a new one in her comment on my musing. It is totally wonderful.