follow the wheat Fuzz.. follow the wheat..
I got it from here
Forum Facilitator
Find your next favourite story now
Login
Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
Forum
Forum Facilitator
Aximetalism - the art of arc-welding mailboxes.
Rebel finished first in her aximetalism class.
defflestash
Rebel finished first in her aximetalism class.
defflestash
Forum Facilitator
pepderblur - that row of bleacher seats where you are just far enough away from the field that you can't tell which cheerleaders have underwear on.
Fuzzy always hated when he got stuck in the pepderblur seats.
krimfumski
Fuzzy always hated when he got stuck in the pepderblur seats.
krimfumski
Forum Facilitator
skorelgoodt - a Swedish casserole of beaver meat, wax beans and okra..
Sven threw up his skorelgoodt and it looked the same.
felzcrap
Sven threw up his skorelgoodt and it looked the same.
felzcrap
Forum Facilitator
In heaven she be, I wish for one more touch..
The distance between us ever so much..
I miss your love, your elegance, your grace..
I would give my life for one more look at your face..
The distance between us ever so much..
I miss your love, your elegance, your grace..
I would give my life for one more look at your face..
Forum Facilitator
Lappertap - the act of lap dancing to a drum solo by chimpanzees
Wanda mistakenly gave her postman a lappertap when her mom threw tennis shoes in her dryer.
parkinfarker
Wanda mistakenly gave her postman a lappertap when her mom threw tennis shoes in her dryer.
parkinfarker
Forum Facilitator
I dont use punctuation because if i do i have to think what goes where and i get all confused and start thinking why did i even start this to begin with and then it makes me hungry and i try to find a diner open but they dont serve what i like and i get even more frustrated and then i dont think about punctuation anymore
are pork rinds a food group?
are pork rinds a food group?
Forum Facilitator
Clatringgon - the act of hiding under trestles and breaking wind as a train passes over.
Katherine just missed the train and her clatringgon would mean an unpleasant ride back home.
snoothrupt
Katherine just missed the train and her clatringgon would mean an unpleasant ride back home.
snoothrupt
Forum Facilitator
Zoobuzu - a cardio exercise program requiring you to run naked through the zoo at feeding time with pork chops tied around your neck
framus
framus
Forum Facilitator
Clasoweed - is crabgrass that grows in a rich person's yard
klumnaltac
klumnaltac
Forum Facilitator
Her magic has faded... along with her memories..
Like a tree without leaves failing to catch a breeze..
Or an itchy nose that will not sneeze..
And a broken heart long after love leaves..
Like a tree without leaves failing to catch a breeze..
Or an itchy nose that will not sneeze..
And a broken heart long after love leaves..
Forum Facilitator
Settling into a glassy calm sea..
The mermaid swam over to me..
With my last breath, the bubbles above..
I gave my life for the sake of love..
The mermaid swam over to me..
With my last breath, the bubbles above..
I gave my life for the sake of love..
Forum Facilitator
ratifloggle - a tiny whip used to herd rodents..
mufflebuckler
mufflebuckler