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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
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Not so fast Vani348.. for you see I hold the golden ticket.. it is number 349.. last.. I win...
The lion may be king of the jungle.. but in line he's just a pussycat.. oh.. look.. someone threw Tabby treats.. go get 'em boy! Yup.. end of the line..
Take the lion home.. you're scaring the chimps.. I'll take your spot here at the end..
ahhhhh.. so sorry my friend.. could you step forward a small pace please.. I believe you were in my spot..
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Thank you Fuzz.. but I live by three rules.. never beg.. never go where you aren't wanted.. never regret..

To you.. I offer a hand up whenever you need it..

(CK.. the seat next to me is yours...)
Thanks DC smile

I give WLG a trip somewhere warm, maybe all three of us could meet up.


CK.. I give to you a magic friend chip.. good for use 24/7/365... and a trip with WRG? She is a well known party animal.. I'm not sure the two of us would be able to keep up.. she still has us outnumbered.. lol..
Thank you Fuzz.. but I live by three rules.. never beg.. never go where you aren't wanted.. never regret..

To you.. I offer a hand up whenever you need it..

(CK.. the seat next to me is yours...)
Hello Cassie.. Cy.. and frog.. it's a fun friendly place.. Lisa runs a nice bed and breakfast.. explore and enjoy..
Seems like I'm on the trail of WRG in the forums...

I would give.. a single firefly in a jar.. to set next to her bed so she could watch the magic of it's light..
Dang it WRG.. how is anybody supposed to follow that.. I mean what could be said about a kind and gentle and caring person who thinks so highly of her friends? Sheesh.. the bar is set so high by you that I have to stand on a dictionary and a Thesaurus to come up with the right turn of a word.. only a special lady could leave this guy speechless.. yup.. can't think of a thing to say....
Just hold on there WRG..
That's you in line ahead of me..
It's really not so hard to see..
Ahead of me is where you're meant to be..
I know the throne is where you want to sit..
It's really comfortable come to think of it..
Made of gold and diamonds and plush velvet..
They made it for only my big butt to fit..
So in closing now I just have to say..
In front of me you will have to stay..
I wish for you to have a nice day..
You can call me the King.. OK?
Voodoo is doodoo.. and that is so true.. when it comes to me and you.. because you're in my view.. standing in line under a sky so blue.. just ahead of me making you number two.. I'm the King woo-hoo!!!!
Whoa.. whoa.. whoa.. who is this who has jumped on my trolley?
Words of rhyme? Not mine? What folley!!!

I leave for a day.. maybe two at most..
and come back to find pretenders at the post..

Nay I say this will never do..
For I am King over all of you..

Just look around and you will clearly see..
The one at the end of the line is obviously me..

So get back in line and stand your place..
While I rule my Kingdom with such style and grace..

My crown may be heavy and often askew..
but I'm back again.. and it's good to see you...
Erotica and porn (yes there is a difference but it is merely a social standard) is a multi-billion dollar industry.. it is more mainstream then we are allowed to believe.. Playboy is now a coffee table/doctor's office/reception area magazine... open nudity and sex is all over our TV's and movie screens.. so my own answer to the original question is.. I think it is a genre.. that's all..
Congrats Dave.. just remember.. if you hang around on the pc all day in your pajamas and never go out you'll end up just like DirtyMartini..