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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
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wine.. no wait.. beer.. no.. I mean wine.. oh hell.. gimme a six pack of Corona and a vat of table red...
pretzels or peanuts
pretzels or peanuts
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Taken.. his body is achin'.. he isn't fakin'.. friends he keeps makin'.. and he's better than bacon... soooo... what's shakin' Taken?
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WRG and Etairay..
Love to watch them sashay and play..
Even though the words they say..
Do little to win at the end of the day..
I must ask them both to move out of the way..
Because the King has arrived and he's here to stay..
Love to watch them sashay and play..
Even though the words they say..
Do little to win at the end of the day..
I must ask them both to move out of the way..
Because the King has arrived and he's here to stay..
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This line is full of poets galore..
With laughter and humor and much much more..
Just us silly folks clowning around..
No better group will ever be found..
We're Golden Oldies and fun we bring..
And I'm proud to be your EOL King..
With laughter and humor and much much more..
Just us silly folks clowning around..
No better group will ever be found..
We're Golden Oldies and fun we bring..
And I'm proud to be your EOL King..
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pizza is gone and so is the beer..
there's only one reason your still standing here..
so while you're fed and clearly able..
it's time for you to bus the tables..
wipe them down and everything..
because you are now in the presence of the EOL King...
there's only one reason your still standing here..
so while you're fed and clearly able..
it's time for you to bus the tables..
wipe them down and everything..
because you are now in the presence of the EOL King...
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Excuse me folks near the rear..
But the man with the wings is officially here..
He brought pizza and plenty of ice cold beer..
So let's give him a rousing heroes cheer..
Ready.. set.. WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!
But the man with the wings is officially here..
He brought pizza and plenty of ice cold beer..
So let's give him a rousing heroes cheer..
Ready.. set.. WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!
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Nothing worse than when the guy in front of you is singing incessantly.. good thing this crown comes with earplugs..