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Worst chat up line I've had used on me that worked...
Haha, okay, so one time this guy approached me at a club and he said "How much do polar bears weigh?" and I said "I don't know" and he said "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Jared"
It took me about a minute to get it, but when I did, I was laughing so hard he had to sit me down. We ended up hanging out that night, but it didn't really go anywhere after that, but he was nice and whatever, so I guess that's a point for that line.
How many cookies have you ever eaten in one sitting?
Haha, okay, so one time this guy approached me at a club and he said "How much do polar bears weigh?" and I said "I don't know" and he said "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Jared"
It took me about a minute to get it, but when I did, I was laughing so hard he had to sit me down. We ended up hanging out that night, but it didn't really go anywhere after that, but he was nice and whatever, so I guess that's a point for that line.
How many cookies have you ever eaten in one sitting?
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You mean swearing i presume. You know i actually do because I think that swearing helps express emotions and kind of really show the way you're thinking. I mean, wars weren't lost to the sound of "Oh, marshmallow." Just putting that out there.
If you could create a utopia, what major problem would you address first (of the world today?)
If you could create a utopia, what major problem would you address first (of the world today?)