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Over 90 days ago

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Let's not fight about this anymore.

Declare me the last poster and it'll all be over...
Roses are red
It's the end of the week
My bones ache so much
They crack and they creak!
This might seem like an inopportune moment, but there's something important I want to ask you....
I am just about to take my dog (Ozzy) out for his morning walk...
Not my fault you decide to wear the car ears. I told you the cats would think you are their queen.
OK. Now let me get this straight: You and Miss Anna were handcuffed and doing "the Jail House Rock" and the next thing I know I am handcuffed to you too? I told them to handcuff me to ANNA INSTEAD....and now I am hooked up to a male ghost?!