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Arrested for unsolicited solo public performances of the "Balcony Scene" from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet without costume...
Things that are okay:
Being bi
gay
straight
trans
pans
asexual
fat
skinny
religious
atheist
liking different music
dressing weird
drinking
smoking
being straight edge
having a different opinion
making mistakes
being yourself
standing up for what you believe in

Things that are not okay:
being prick to someone who isn't straight
prick to someone who's fat
prick to someone who's skinny
shoving your religious beliefs down people's throats
shoving your atheistic beliefs down people's throats
being an elitist a****** towards someone who doesn't like the same music as you
shaming someone for drinking
shaming someone for smoking
being a prick to someone who's straight edge
lashing out at someone who has a different opinion than you
attacking someone for being themselves
bullying somebody for standing up for what they believe
making someone feel like s*** simply because they mad a mistake

Moral is: Don't be a d***
Oh good, newbies! Welcome - you'll soon learn that this is MY spot! Tee hee
Not sure if this one has been done before.

It's simple.

Write a song title that describes the avatar above.
Love actually!!!

Just watched that!



You know what I still don't get?
Why are you tryin' so hard to fit in,
when you're born to stand out.
I was having this really weird dream that....


Oh, shit! It's real!!
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The shark is here again! I will save you Andy!



Everyone out of the pool.




Thanks, babes...

As reward for your 'heroic' efforts I will mind this spot while you go and recuperate...
practices trying to make himself laugh by telling jokes to himself in front of a mirror...
I don't know if it's true or not, but someone told me that the lovely Kiera paid a small fortune for a large collection of celebrity nasal hairs...
I cant stop laughing. I mean oh my god, you are hilarous. i camt believe you. Hahaha oh god, so funny.
I was told by a beautiful blonde of my acquaintance that GR once tripped over his part-time Fire fighter's hose and now it's got a kink in it!
raise - raze - rays

choose - chews

steak - stake

draft - draught

peak - peek
Someone told me in confidence that GR likes to play with Barbie dolls when he's at home alone... Apparently he has an extensive collection, including all the accessories!