bail - bale
sale - sail
fowl - foul
mask - masque
leech - leach
lord - laud
heard - herd
shear - sheer
taught - tort - torte
guest - guessed
wait - weight
site - sight
mite - might
knight - night
banana splitter for a banana split maker...
Spilladelic - a short-lived art movement that involved the throwing of any liquid substance from paint to petroleum, coffee to cake mixture - onto a canvas and allowing it to dry. Canvasses sold for obscene amounts of money. The renowned artist Jackson Pollock revived the movement to a small degree.
"The Spilladelic movement is evident in the works of Pollock"
funch
The exact same thing happened the LAST time I had a night on the town with you!
Never again, pal!
I heard a story that RBO was once mistaken for the Phantom from Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical when he was attending an exclusive cocktail party in London, England.... but you didn't hear that from me!
Bloody hell!
This same thing the LAST time a had an evening on the town with you...
Never again, pal!
GODAMMIT!!!
I leave this place to take a pee and look what happens: Space Invaders!
The whole lot of you can just go take a very long hike cos I ain't goin' nowhere, okay?!
mayonnaise
silk or cotton
ill just continue to sit.
ekkkkkkk... Sky diving..
winter or summer
I told you the pizza place wouldn't think delivering 50 pizza's to the cemetery was funny.
Closer is always better together.
Arrested for writing beautiful poems.
Your banned for not playing the game right.
apes - apse
beets - beats
irons - ions
sent - scent
banned for not taking out the trash, eating with your fingers AND smelling of pee!
arrested for gross insensitivity to a damaged soul....
seepage - able to see the page
rampage - burst into the page
tonnage - 100 years old
lactose - be missing foot digits
pretend - the act of preparing to attend to someone
resign - add a signature again
design - a sign for the letter 'D'
ensign - a sign for the letter 'N'
The Doormites were a mythical race of rodent-like creatures that hibernated for more than 300 days of a standard human year. However, upon awakening they would engage in ferocious acts of mating, eating and - the act from which they gained their name - chewing through and destroying any obstacle that prevented them gaining entry into any room. Sadly, the domestication of pets such as cats and dogs saw a rapid decline in the Doormite population and they are now believed extinct.
mamanumbulation