Friday isnt shaping up to good.
Arrested for loitering with intent outside a Toys R Us store...
Kindergarten security officer
I have heard it said that Ghostreader is actually afraid of the dark... but you didn't hear it from me!
Recruitment officer for the Salvation Army.
Time to take your own advice, AD....
Oh, great! Just what I need, a cat!
I've told you before, cat-fur irritates my eyes!!
I have found that there is no way my good man. Once a woman sees you are a real friend, you are harder to find than a lover is. She will never make the trade off.
Can men join any women's sports team in the world?
Puppys
singing or dancing?
Blondie
The Gypsykings
The Dave Brubeck Jazz Band
Rolling Stones
The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Band
Arrested for being arresting.
Give her some rope to pull ot the oglers who have fallen head first into the valley between the white cliffs of Dover.
Now wait a minute. This evening I started off buying the fair Simplicity-kitten a few drinks. Now I wake up handcuffed to a Ghostly-Cat!??? Ok, somebody tell me what is what? We can talk. We are all feline!
Arrested for being a jelly bean spy in CAT-alonia.
Stupid stupid laundry omg wash yourself , then dry yourself , and while you're at it put yourself up