Banned for only landing on two feet, unlike most kitties, which usually land in all four!
I have many times.
would you give a stranger enough money to stay at a motel?
Unfortunately I accepted your invitation. Now my pups are smitten with Ozzy and don't care to leave your hospitality.
Snow-covered picnic
Table begins its long wait
For summer follies
Reach
Chubby fingers stretch
For equally chubby toes
Just out of her reach
Wears roller-skates to bed so that she can get off to a speedy start in the morning...
A Poem for a Life
Be the bringer of peace
In all you say and do
Be an oasis of calm
When chaos surrounds you.
Try and do the right thing
And be upstanding always
Employ your moral compass
Throughout all your days
Be not the source of conflict
Nor of trouble nor of strife
Be above all pettiness
Live a clean and blameless life
Take wisely the counsel of elders
Show them courtesy and respect
Even if you disagree
Do not their words reject
Be aware of your social standing
And of what it means to you
Abide by scruples and values
That influence all you do
Be loyal, honest and trustworthy
Be dedicated, reliable, caring
Earn your pleasure from giving
And of generous sharing.
Above all be the person you are:
Unique and wonderful
Be proud of all you stand for
With head held high and walking tall!
A book of jokes to read... and to learn!
Not personally as I'm a dog person... but I'd make sure it was taken proper care of.
Would ask a stranger for bus fare home?
Arrested for being just too darn cute for words...
Damn! I hate that!
Arrested for forgetting his turnouts for work and showing up in his cute shorts.