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Quote by paulus
Unfortunately, both of you live to far away, to hang out and have a beer together


Fortunately there is a German-themed Bierkeller nearby...
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Rain stops play except
For young kids in Wellingtons
Who splash in puddles
Right, deck chair, sandwiches, flask of hot coffee...that's me settled in for the duration!
A beautiful lady inside and out and a really talented, beautiful writer!!


A lovely friend to have.
You'll be up all night if you drink tea this late! I'll keep your place while you trot off to the loo! Only trying to be helpful....
Strokes cat...'There, there Tyson, watch the little dickie birds...Lunch!' Tee-hee...
I am at home...I live at the end of the line, so YOU will never win! Tee hee
Uh-oh, Mr Noisy's back, armed with his own private rock band....hands over ears people!
I could have sworn that drink just winked at me! Must be hallucinating, cos I could also have sworn that Ginger was at the end of the line, but she's gone again now!
It's ok, sorry about the noise, someone was whistling and now they're playing a ruddy violin!
Maybe, if you're sure it's legal!

Would you ever skinny dip?
Message from Health & Safety:



Roses are red
But quite prickly too
So best wear thick gloves
And stout footwear too!

Arrested for unabashed flirtatious behaviour on the threads...