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Shh! It's a little known fact that Paul is actually a middle-aged librarian named Doris who lives with her six cats, two parakeets, a Komodo Dragon, a sheep and several chickens in a local authority fifth-floor one-bedroom flat in Manchester, England. The male/German/Dutch thing is a ruse to put-off the international assassins who have been after her for sixty-eight years for stealing the recipe to Marmite...
You didn't hear it from me, okay?
You didn't hear it from me, okay?
Rather than make several posts I'll make a list instead:
Airplane!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Great Escape
The Towering Inferno
Monty Python's Life of Brian
West Side Story
My Fair Lady
Rear Window (the original Hitchcock version)
A Night To Remember
King Kong (the original Fay Wray version)
and, embarrassingly,
Grease... (ONJ never looked more delicious!)
Airplane!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Great Escape
The Towering Inferno
Monty Python's Life of Brian
West Side Story
My Fair Lady
Rear Window (the original Hitchcock version)
A Night To Remember
King Kong (the original Fay Wray version)
and, embarrassingly,
Grease... (ONJ never looked more delicious!)
