lmao,
Kiera will never let me live down the fact that ive been crapped on by nasty bird . Cause some idiot had to go feeding them on the beach.
Running the 100 metre track hurdles in high heels.
Speaking of cacti,, Yep kiera has killed a cactus before
Kiera was arrested for leading a protest outside a green tea factory .
Fortunately Kiera kisses me on the cheek and my face is restored back to its normal handsome self, Just like magic.
Her posting is just a tad tardy . Just a tad though =d>
I feel much better and I have the most loving, kind friends. Esp Cal. Thank you all.
tender and kind person and friend wonderful writer
his favorite birds are robins, not wrens
He is a non believe of magic but believe on wearing peanut butter
He had gotten stuck on top of a rainbow. A unicorn had to get him down.
Owns a Dachshund named frankfurter.
Monster
I'm a monster, but no one can see it.
It's in every heart beat and tiny cell, my dark secret.
I'm so ugly inside but no one can tell,
I'm a monster inside, you'd better believe me.
My thoughts are dark and wicked,
My heart is black and twisted.
I look normal and innocent,
But it's just a facade that you see.
My face is beautiful but my intentions
Are to harm you as much as I can.
I don't hide in your closet and come
Out only at nighttime.
I'm a monster through and through,
I'm the nightmare that's in your face.
I have no heart and I have no soul,
And I've come to badly hurt you.
My hands are clawlike, my voice is raspy,
I'm going to follow you home to teach you a lesson.
You should have been nicer while we at the store,
Instead of giving me a look that said it all.
I reach for my knife inside my purse,
Put it to your porcelain throat as
I whisper, "I'm the monster your mother warned you about,"
Watching your eyes get large in horror.
I push you away as I scoff and sneer,
"I only meant to put fear in you, dear."
I can hear your heart pound quite loudly
As you sigh in relief and I let you go.
You run out the door as if for your life,
I laugh loudly, dropping my knife.
You never know who's going to be what
If there may be a monster lurking within.
I feel like a woman on death row. The end of your love is the electric chair.
I don't want to go there, save me from certain death.
I feel the chains on my legs and arms, cold steel,
Unable to break free from you.
I need a pardon, a last save with a hail mary pass.
A miracle that won't happen.
I have more odds of winning the lottery.
I have to accept my fate.
If I "die" in the electric chair,
I'll finally be free of you.
If only I had the courage to let go.
PAUL!
You're late for your Senior Citizens mobility exercises class!
Quick, if you hurry you can still join in!