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Enraptured of his tortured verbiage
And swamped under vacuous tautology
He seeks to bedazzle and amaze
With convoluted phraseology
His work is incomprehensible twaddle
Presented as high-brow literature
Written to exhibit his prowess
With grammatical horse manure!
Such is the standard of his offerings
He sets out to build upon and grow it
His unassailable position of
The World’s Most Pretentious Poet.
And swamped under vacuous tautology
He seeks to bedazzle and amaze
With convoluted phraseology
His work is incomprehensible twaddle
Presented as high-brow literature
Written to exhibit his prowess
With grammatical horse manure!
Such is the standard of his offerings
He sets out to build upon and grow it
His unassailable position of
The World’s Most Pretentious Poet.
It will fit round your thing
As it's rather small
To be perfectly honest
Your thing's not much at all!
Oh, are you offended
That I mocked your manhood?
Now you look embarrassed
And so you damn well should
It's tiny and it's weedy,
It's a joke I am sure
The thing is so damn small
It doesn't point down at the floor!
Your poor, poor little thingy
All shrivelled-up and soft
Here, let me rub it a little
Maybe it will rise aloft
And then, if you are lucky,
I'll be especially nice to you
But only if you can make it last
More than a minute or two!!
As it's rather small
To be perfectly honest
Your thing's not much at all!
Oh, are you offended
That I mocked your manhood?
Now you look embarrassed
And so you damn well should
It's tiny and it's weedy,
It's a joke I am sure
The thing is so damn small
It doesn't point down at the floor!
Your poor, poor little thingy
All shrivelled-up and soft
Here, let me rub it a little
Maybe it will rise aloft
And then, if you are lucky,
I'll be especially nice to you
But only if you can make it last
More than a minute or two!!
Quote by paulus
For as long as I enjoyed life, which is hard to predict. I guess for as long as there are people to love and be friends with.
Which event would you want to witness, anywhere in time and space, if you could watch it in safety?
Although I 'remember' the moon landing in 1969 I was far too young (eight years old) to realise the importance of the event. I would love to watch the event as an awe-struck adult and be amazed all over again...
If you could be born again, what era from hsitory would you choose if you were given the choice?
Quote by Rebellious_SoulQuote by authorised1960Quote by Rebellious_Soul
You are a fool. And nieve if you truely believe that.
Gawd! You've got one on you today, REb!
Chill out. Relax. Go for a walk and stop stressing.
I'd offer you a hug, but I'm fairly sure you'd bite my head off right now if I did...
No I dont bite unless threatened. Sorry but we have a major differnce of opinion. Maybe we are both fools but i kniw what I know and you know what you know. We have different beliefs and as such clashed. I cannot follow you for cwrtain things you have said and thought it was perfectly acceptible to say. Freedom speech, but words have a cost. I know for a fact I cannot just say anything I want to without affecting someone. I realize that, and so I am sorry.
The major difference between us - and others - is that I ACCEPT YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. It bothers me not a jot what you say or do because that means you are being real and honest and not putting on a front for me or anyone else. I do not and will not play that game, not even to 'save' a frindship. I am sorry to lose you as a friend, genuinely, but I am not going to lose sleep over it. The choice was yours to make and I respect that.
As I am not exactly flavour of the month around here I just want to say a big thank you to Paulus for remaining the voice of reason through an awkward couple of days or so. He, at least, kept his head when all around were (seemingly) losing theirs. Thank you, pal.
I don't make many male friends, but I believe that in this guy, I have a friend I would truly be gutted to lose.
I don't make many male friends, but I believe that in this guy, I have a friend I would truly be gutted to lose.
Quote by paulus
To use rhyme to relate of your friction
is okay, but take care of your diction
because we all are adult
and I'd hate the result
if the language would lead to eviction
To compromise is a sign of maturity
Of acceptance there is no firm surety
From minds closed and small
A head banged against a wall
Would gain a better result most assuredly!