I shall say the same for you my friend
Look a cat...(pet)... cute kitty
That's right you are in the rear, but again I am at the end of the line.
I thank you for the welcome, but know this that I broke in line to become the one at the end of the line.
I wont disturb you. I will just stand behind you.
Yes; I'd be twice as cynical as I already am. Not to mention severely depressed that I'd have to watch my friends die before me.
Which search engine do you trust the most?
Everything he's ever written, he's written in his sleep.
makes blank calls to post offices and laughs loudly in the end
I'd rather be a mortal and have the powers of a god--I already get bored to death on a daily basis, I don't need an eternity of it.
You see a dirty and mangy kitten walking through the street. What do you do?
Minds are just conscious souls
When no one's looking, he entertains leprechauns.
Depends on how long it's been since we broke up.
Would you ever start a mosh pit in a public area?
Hug
Is your flirting more romantic or more sexual?
Root beer!
Mead, rum, or ale? *If you haven't had any, just pick which one you think you'd like most*
Once she went to the hospital to ask doctors what ingredient she needed to add to the grilled barbecue to make it more delicious
How come if I peacefully sit here
She only rebels when news cameras are involved.
Animal Crackers
"Love and hate are two horns on the same goat, Eugenia. And you need a goat."
He is one of those lady bodyguards
okay, you have that one I will have this one.