Chocolate!!!
Skiing or Sailing
Once upon a clear dark night an elderly man with a wicked cat who ate all of his freshly caught shrimp in a most peculiar, yet satisfyingly white china bowl.
There were sounds outside his window as the wind turbine that spins came crashing down scattering the crows. The sounds of wings, furious and flapping came through the darkness.
And with that become clear that the old man's home was not a good place, not like before. He chose to ignore it for he already knew the reason for it was time warped. So, instead he joined the circus. There, he became an amazing acrobat who created a entertaining show for the elderly folk who ate watermelons and spit seeds into the offending crowd of onlookers.
Covered in seeds, the acrobat then promptly took his
morning tea (Tetleys) .... in bed
an entertaining show for the elderly folk
Change is inevitable ...except from a vending machine!!!
Free gas for that Humvee in the AV!!!!
Lamington is a sponge cake - HAHAHAHA
...but since I had to actually google what a lamington was; I'll choose Sponge bob ...I meant; CAKE!!
Beach holiday or Safari holiday?
...spending time with my dogs, and the uninhibited love they show and give!
That actually happened in South Africa ...and I'll buy you that very intersection if you could honestly say that you would keep a straight face having come across something so bizarre !!!
...and women say we aren't considerate!!! ...go booooooy!!!!
Salad
Steak or lamb chops