Large carnivorous reptiles give a whole new meaning to a golf course having "hazards". 

Good evening, all. I am sampling the pumpkin spice snickerdoodles with my evening tea.

I actually have a longstanding idea to write a fanfic about Bond going to Gotham City on a mission and meeting Batman. Never figured out the villain, but probably some combo of a classic Batman villain and SPECTRE. I was thinking Batman : The Animated Series or maybe Michael Keaton for my Bruce Wayne-Batman and Timothy Dalton (roughly the same time period) as Bond. Though 1966 Batman (Adam West) meeting 70s Bond (Roger Moore) could be a lighter, more entertaining take on it, too.

The case of the disappearing tarantulas. Sounds like a story waiting to be written. I guess you know one thing about the thieves: They aren't arachnophobic.😋

I should probably hunt up a writing group. We have some subforums here for that sort of thing but they've been dead for years.

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Oo, take care of yourself, Sara. I've been getting some wicked ones myself of late.

And if you find others that work and are SFW, feel free to add them in a reply.

Okay, I have tested a few of these on here and they seem to work. The list is taken from the other site so, needless to say, has been edited. In fact, I am not sure if the NSFW ones do work here. The one I tried did not.

When using these, leave off the square brackets and remove any spaces.

smile [ : ) ] →

big grin [ : D ] →

cool [ 8 - ) ] →

wink [ : wink : ] →

silly [ : p ] →

lol [ : lol : ] →

wave [ : wave : ] →

loon [ : loon : ] →

kiss [ : kiss : ] →

redface [ : oops : ] →

worship [ : worship : ]→

sad [ : ( ] →

cry [ : ' ( ]→

confused [ : ? ] →

surprised [ : o ] →

horror [ D : < ] →

mad [ : x ] →

blink [ : blink : ] →

banghead [ : banghead : ] →

dunno [ : dunno : ] →

innocent [ : whistling : ] →

rolleyes [ : roll : ] →

neutral [ : | ] →

sleep [ : sleep : ] →

evil [ : evil : ] →

yes [ : yes : ] →

heart [ < 3 ] →

brokenheart [ : broken : ] →

present [ : present : ] →

wine [ : wine : ] →

drinkies [ : drinkies : ] →

coffee [ : coffee : ] →

cake [ : cake : ] →

ok [ : ok : ] →

Pulling out the iced tea. Just cut the grass and pruned a couple trees. Still have our major fall pruning job to look forward to (probably save that until Canadian Thanksgiving in October).

I am ... pooped.

Okay, who invited the lizards?

Coffee is on, tea kettle is boiling, and there's a nice bowl of ... um ... lizard chow (meaning bugs, I think) out for the ... um ... guests.

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 I swear they are gonna take over the world!!! Everywhere!!! 

I'll take a rocket and a planet. * starts playing with them pretending the rocket is flying to the planet *

Yeah, I can still be a space-obsessed kid at times.

So if we don't hear from you in a week, we can just assume you were swallowed by a sandworm?

I have a draft of my new story finished to the extent that I reached the end of what I had planned. It is likely going to need a lot of work before it can go anywhere. Thought it might be a bit long but it is shorter than I expected (though I need to add some bits that got missed on the first run).

The singer for both of these posts is Beatrice Florea and her channel is called Shut Up and Kiss Me. These have to be some of the best covers of Nightwish songs I have come across.

Just finished Hammers on Bone by Cassandra Khaw. A grim, hard-hitting and hard-boiled cosmic horror novella.

Oo, tiny lizards. Lizards are one of my favorite things about travelling South. Ontario literally has, I think, one very rare native lizard so seeing skinks and anoles and iguanas and such on my travels is a real treat.

Had a nice bike ride this morning. Weather looks good for tomorrow so may get another in this weekend.

Putting on a fresh pot of coffee and getting a pot of tea going.

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Recently I discovered some books on Mythology on my boss's bookshelf. The Greek Myths looked interesting and they are.

Tom Hardy? Still a bit older than Craig was when he picked up the key to the Aston, though. Craig was 38 when he took on the role and Hardy is 45. And, interestingly, Henry Cavill turns 38 next year. Or might they want to go even younger. A wet behind the ears Bond.

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No Talia Friday. I'm gonna teach the cats to hang glide off the back balcony. They need some excitement in their lives.

Jeff: Oh, no reason, just practicing its landing maneuvers.

Talia: Jeff, we need to talk.

And Kimmi, sorry to hear about your mother. Dad never got aggressive with his dementia. Just kind of withered away.

Summer's back, but apparently not for long. 30C and a bit muggy today, but supposed to cool off over the weekend and coming week.

Canadian election is next Tuesday and it's looking a horse race. I've voted already (mail-in ballot, no f-ing way I am going to a polling station right now). Could be an exciting one, with our two largest parties neck and neck in the polls.

Oh God, now I see what Larry means. On desktop, we are getting the other toolbar at the top. That needs to be fixed pronto. I'll PM Molly and Maggie so they can chase after the devs.

EDIT: Seems to have been fixed as I was posting that.

Morning coffee and tea are up. How's things? Another weekend looms.

 I have a couple small incidents like that but that was right after the upgrade on the other site so I kind of figured it was a transient thing since I was still going back and forth at the time. Have not seen it since leaving the other site.

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Timothy Elephant.

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But dude, dude… Do hyper-boiled sea monkeys have nipples?

Good morning. Another day, another dollar. Of course, at that rate I'll be able to afford lunch the middle of the next week. 🤣

Coffee is on, kettle is boiling. The weather folks up here are threatening us with an early, severe winter so I'll lay in a good stock of hot chocolate and mini-marshmallows to go with it.

Still nice now, though. Not even too hot anymore.

Go for it!

Tim Horton's has their smile cookies event on right now. It's a charity thing they do. I haven't had one this year but apparently they have gone downhill (as has Tim Horton's in general, sadly).

But here, we have Sara's cookies, which are guaranteed to put a smile on your face, even when they don't have smiles on theirs.😊 And they will always be perfect cookies.👌