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Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers
This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.
"Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.
This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.
"Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.
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Quote by TaliaRussell
Hey, Paul is good at this! Percival is a good one, too.
I would say the guy with no arms and no legs served up for dinner is "Emil" (a meal)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at the edge of a precipice?
Cliff!
This one is obscure like Percival. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays jokes on your father?
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
I give up.
Alan
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything
That Alan thing is very clever. It took me a few to figure it out.
I don't know the second one.
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This thread is going much better than I thought it would. I was concerned about people taking it too far. I was wrong. (so far) I will try one.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs shoved at the top of a hill?
Roland
rofl.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs displaying merchandise?