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Thank you, and that's a very special comment coming from you.

rewarding

Getting ready for a playoff game.
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Depends upon how well I knew and liked my date.

If I really liked him, and it was a booth, it is fun to sit next to him.

If it was a first date, I would rather sit across.


Either sex: Do you like to wear jewelry?



I prefer sex over jewelry.

Oh wait, I read that wrong.

I only wear a watch.

What is the last book you read?
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Whoosh!


Stuck drawer


Wedgie.

That hungry feeling you get at 3:30 in the afternoon.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?


Bob!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
I am grateful for a woman who has opened my mind and my heart to all possibilities. She has no idea how much joy she has brought to me and so many other people. She is admired, loved, and respected. A day doesn't go by where I don't get asked about her and how she is. The world is a much better place for having her in it.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a display case at Tiffany?


Jules!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs without transportation?
Arrested for taking a picture of your closet.
Granted, but it's a pancake and there's no syrup.

I wish the meetings were over.
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I don't get Hebert . . . .


It is pronounced ay-bear.
devotion.

My dog running around with the zoomies.
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What do you call a guy with no legs who scares people in Yellowstone?



Barry?


Hebert.



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who steals your wallet?


Rob
Arrested for going to a Bears game and rooting for the Dodgers.
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Dougal?


Able



How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who arrived only a few moments ago?


Justin


HA ha. that's great.

What do you call a guy with no legs who scares people in Yellowstone?
Banned for making me think way too long about what I wanted to post.
Banned for not being distracted. Hey look! There's a word game over there!
Penultimate IS the best pen EVAR. You're banned for being punnier than me. (aside: Your what is a guy called thread has been updated.)




Banned for being very, very accurate though most people don't say "pants" when saying that about me.
Band on the Run. Oh wait. wrong thread.
It appears we are going to need a round table.
Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal podcast with Carol Leifer
Good to see you again, and all my dreams are wonderful. Except the wolf dream. That was annoying.