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Quote by paulus
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, with a phone taped to the side of his head?

Colin


That's great.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is good at everything?
Quote by paulus
Arthur Conan Doyle


Conan O'Brien
Quote by TaliaRussell
When I put gas in the car yesterday, it stopped at exactly $56.00. Wow. What are the odds of that? And no, Nox, not literally.


Too late. I already did the math.
I'll just take this spot for a minute, but then I have a plane to catch. Have a wonderful weekend, everyone!
I don't plan on sleeping much tonight, so I can stand here.
Granted, and I'm not spoiling it.

I wish my coffee was hot.
mmm, more coffee. Thank you for holding my place while I was gone.
Quote by "Shotgun011"
Cabaret


Good one.


I'm hopped up on endorphins and caffeine. It's going to be hard to take my spot.
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Quote by JWren
Quizzical
not quizzical, but critical. Shotgun has opened quite a lot of threads lately. Nothing wrong with that, were it not, that the majority are almost duplicates of already existing threads, some of them even created by himself. With that, serverspace is being wasted and other funny or challenging threads are pushed out of sight.


/geek alert.

While the it does push threads off the front page, it doesn't take any extra server space. At least not enough to matter. I'm a database administrator by trade and have looked into the mysql databases these are stored in.

/geek off
Sunbathing (sexy, btw)

Coming up with words for phrases.
Gift, a tasty beverage while you enjoy the wait.
Houston to The Grand Canyon to Vegas to Los Angeles, to San Diego.
What do you call a guy who sells his body in Germany?
The Maltese Falcon
The Secret History
Live from New York