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Granted but now it works well enough to take off wallpaper

Wish I could avoid the meeting tomorrow night
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banned for not ordering a Pastrami Sandwich with extra fat on homemade Jewish Rye Bread in a NY Deli


Banned for saying extra fat. When I was in college, the dorm pastrami looked like raw bacon. Ugh. Gross.


In NY didn't look like bacon
Glory Road: When Kentucky is on the ropes in the 1966 NCAA Final what Coach Haskins of Texas Western (now UTEP), tells his team.

Battlefield Earth (2000): In the year 3000, humanity is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the seductive and powerful Terl, the Psychlos are stripping Earth of its resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves.
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Arrested for yelling "Go Ducks" at a Washington State Cougar game.......you would be more than arrested, I assure you


As would you at a Texas (girls school in Austin), and A&M game
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Hey SG, by saying, I can have a ride on her broom, you're implying she's a witch. Better go and apologize to her...


Not necessarily and how do we know you ain't a warlock (male witch)
warlock noun war·lock \ˈwȯr-ˌläk\: a man who has magical powers and practices witchcraft : a sorcerer or wizard

As for Wren hands him a parachute for his leaping and takes his place as he buckles it on