banned for leaping everywhere
arrested for selling Mexican pesos on street corners
was sued by clairol for the constant hair colorings
banned for drinking the chocolate machine coffees
thanks for the coffee as you exit
banned for dressing like the Sex Pistols and singing Abba songs on open mike nights
banned for being a garden gnome
she turned professional as a karaoke singer
bye and take your mice with you
arrested for thinking an Austin Midnight sandwich was having to be in Austin at midnight
banned for doing Karaoke in elevators
Paul was banned from the local bierhaus for singing Abba songs in the men's room