Arrested for holding an improptu carwash in the street wearing her bikini
As Time Goes By - Casablanca (1942)
picks up a halon extinguisher and waits for dragon
Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear
Wish the power would stay on
Nothing From Nothing - Billy Preston
granted but you no longer cook anything but microwave pizza
Wish the wind would stop
Coffee (Great Lakes "Steamboat" Blend)
Your wife called wants you to come home and needs you to pick up 2lbs. of butter on the way home
banned for picking belly button lint in public
Arrested for eating burned bagels
Stumbled across it one night when I was on the "RED" site.
Arrested for robbing a Starbucks for coffee not money
Yes over coffee anytime possibly over a pot of Puerto Rican or Hawaiian Kona
Banned for wearing plaid with argyle socks
both depending on occasion
cotton or wool?
granted and all you ever say now is a wish
Wish life were smoother
Acts as Stonewall Jackson on 4th of July
Some sort of elevator music at the library