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Shotgun011
Over 90 days ago
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Arrested for holding an improptu carwash in the street wearing her bikini
Casablanca (1942): In World War II Casablanca, Rick Blaine, exiled American and former freedom fighter, runs the most popular nightspot in town. Until his former flame comes in and Rick suddenly recalls their time together.

2047: Sights of Death (2014): Mind-numbingly boring film,the 'name actors' must have been paid a shed full of money to appear in this tedious drivel. Money must have been the only reason it was made.


Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear

Wish the power would stay on
granted but you no longer cook anything but microwave pizza

Wish the wind would stop
Your wife called wants you to come home and needs you to pick up 2lbs. of butter on the way home
The Judas Project (1990): This is simply one of the worst films ever made, especially given its original lofty notions. The film claims to give a 'modern day' interpretation of Jesus Christ ("Jesse" in the movie). I thought it was an interesting idea and it basically something that had me shaking my head amazed I had paid 8.00 to see it.

Yes over coffee anytime possibly over a pot of Puerto Rican or Hawaiian Kona
granted and all you ever say now is a wish

Wish life were smoother